No job is too big, no poo is too small
The Dirty Work. Handled.
On a mission to keep gardens clean, safe, and stress-free — whether you need a regular patrol or a one-off clear-out.
What We Do
At Poo Patrol, we focus on one thing — keeping your garden free from dog mess.
We provide professional dog waste removal for homes, landlords, and outdoor spaces. From weekly patrols to one-off clean-ups, we handle the job most people don’t want to do.
No fuss. No judgement. Just results.
Reliable
We turn up when we say we will and do the job properly.
Friendly
No judgement, no awkwardness — just a clean garden.
Professional
Hygienic, discreet, and focused on doing things right.
Our Services
Regular poo patrols
- TwiceWeekly or fortnightly visits
- Thorough garden sweep
- Consistent, reliable schedule
One-off Garden Clean ups
- Deep clear-outs for first-time customers, end‑of‑tenancy or seasonal refreshes
- Full inspection, thorough waste removal and photo confirmation on request
- No contract — just a one‑time, professional tidy-up
ODOUR NEUTRALISATION & SURFACE TREATMENT
- Safe, pet‑friendly odour neutralisers for lawns, patios and hard surfaces
- Reduces scent marking and removes lingering smells in problem areas
- Ideal for high‑traffic spots and multi‑dog households
Pet Toilet Breaks & Home Visits
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- Short, reliable visits for toilet breaks, feeding or litter checks
- Perfect for busy owners, elderly or less mobile clients, and multi‑dog homes
- Flexible booking to fit your routine
Pet Waste Disposal
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- we bag it – bag it again and then take it away or put it in your black bin
LANDLORDS & PROPERTIES
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Pre & end-of-tenancy cleans
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Shared spaces & courtyards
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Simple invoicing
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Astro Turf Cleaning & Sanitisation
Remove pet odours, bacteria, and built-up dirt with our specialist Astro Turf cleaning service. Ideal for homes, rentals, and commercial spaces.
What to Expect on Your Service Day
When you book Poo Patrol, you can expect a reliable, professional service designed to leave your garden clean, safe, and ready to enjoy — every single visit.
📲 Pre-Arrival Text
On your scheduled service day, your Poo Patrol technician will send a courtesy text when they’re on the way.
You don’t need to be home — we just ask for:
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Clear access to the garden
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Pets safely indoors
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No aggressive dogs left outside
This helps us carry out your service efficiently and safely.
🧹 Cleaning Your Garden
Once on site, we get straight to work.
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All visible dog waste is carefully removed
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Our technicians follow a systematic walking pattern to ensure nothing is missed
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Gardens are checked multiple times for a thorough, consistent clean
We don’t rush jobs — we focus on leaving your garden genuinely clean, not “good enough”.
🚛 Responsible Waste Disposal
Once collected, all dog waste is double-bagged for hygiene and safety.
We’re happy to either:
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Place it neatly in your general waste bin, or
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Take it away from the property for you
All disposal is carried out in line with local regulations and best practice.
Simple, tidy, and hassle-free.
🔒 Garden Safety Check
Before leaving, we carry out a final check to ensure your garden is secure.
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Gates are closed properly
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The area is left safe for pets and children
Your garden is left exactly how it should be — just a lot cleaner.
🧼 Hygiene & Safety Procedures
Cleanliness doesn’t stop at your garden.
After every visit:
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All footwear and equipment are thoroughly disinfected
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We use suitable disinfectants to help prevent cross-contamination between properties
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Sensible hygiene practices are followed on every job
This protects your pets, your family, and every customer we visit.
Pricing
Every garden is different, so pricing depends on:
- Number of dogs
- Garden size
- Frequency of visits
- Condition of the area
Most customers choose a weekly patrol for the best value and peace of mind.
twice weekly
weekly
fortnightly
monthly
one off clean
Why Choose US
Let’s Be Honest…
Nobody enjoys cleaning up dog poo.
You love your dog — but dealing with what they leave behind in the garden? Not so much.
Someone has to do it… but it doesn’t have to be you.
That’s Where Poo Patrol Comes In 🐾
At Poo Patrol, we take care of all the dirty work — clearing dog waste from gardens, dog runs, and outdoor spaces so you don’t have to.
That means more time enjoying your garden, your pets, and your family — without worrying about what’s underfoot.
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At the heart of everything we do is our dedication to our clients. We know that your time is valuable, and we understand the challenges of keeping outdoor spaces clean, safe, and enjoyable for both pets and families.
That’s why we’ve built a service that’s reliable, professional, and tailored to the needs of pet owners across the UK. From our standard and premium waste removal services to specialized treatments for outdoor spaces, we’re here to make life easier for pet owners – one clean garden at a time.
Reliable, All Year Round
We provide professional dog poo picking week after week, in all weather. Rain, shine, or anything in between — you can rely on Poo Patrol to show up and get the job done properly.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
We stand by our service. If you’re ever unhappy for any reason, we’ll make it right. Simple as that.
Local & independent
We turn up when we say we will and do the job properly.
Discreet & professional
No fuss. No judgement. Just results.
We treat your garden with respect
We turn up when we say we will and do the job properly.
We are Pet People!
We turn up when we say we will and do the job properly.
Hygiene You Can Trust
We take cleanliness seriously. After every visit, all footwear and equipment are thoroughly disinfected to help prevent cross-contamination between gardens.
That means peace of mind for your family, your pets, and your outdoor space.
Friendly service
We disinfect between each visit to keep your pets safe.
FAQ
Do I need to be home?
No — as long as we have access to the garden.
Do you work in bad weather?
Yes, rain or shine.
Is there a contract?
No contracts — stay because you’re happy.
What happens to the waste?
It’s removed responsibly and hygienically.
Good reasons to call in the poo patrol
Time-Consuming
However big your garden, it takes time and effort to clean up after your dog.
During a hectic week, finding time to clean up the garden before it gets too dirty can be difficult.
It’s the last thing you want to do after a long day at work or when your busy looking after the children.
A Gardener’s Nightmare
Ask any gardener and they will tell you that dog poo is one of their ‘pet hates’.
Whether you cut your own grass or someone manages your garden for you a clean lawn is essential to avoid an even greater mess when you mow.
Dangerous For Children
Pet waste contains harmful bacteria like E. Coli and parasites like Toxocariasis that can seriously affect your children’s health if left untreated causing fever, cough, wheezing, enlarged liver, rash, or swollen lymph nodes
Smelly And Unpleasant
Do you dread opening your Wheelie bin? Dog poo stinks and even if you bag it before putting it in the bin, it hits you every time you lift the lid. Failure to dispose of it properly can also cause harm to the environment.
Meet Our Dedicated Team
Who is poo Patrol for?
Nobody enjoys cleaning up dog poo.
You love your dog — but dealing with what they leave behind in the garden? Not so much.
Someone has to do it… but it doesn’t have to be you.
🧑💼 Busy Professionals
If you’re out early and home late, the last thing you want to do is grab a torch and a poo bag after a long day.
Evenings are for food, family, or switching off — not dodging landmines in the garden.
No more mess. No more stress.
🐶 Multi-Dog Households
One dog is manageable. Two or three? That’s a different story.
Gardens can get messy fast, and keeping on top of it becomes a never-ending task.
Regular patrols keep things under control — without constant clean-ups.
🧠 Anyone Who Just Hates Scooping
Let’s be honest — some people just really don’t want to do it.
And that’s okay.
If dog poo is the one job you’d happily outsource forever, Poo Patrol has you covered.
🌧️ People Who’ve Fallen Behind
Missed a few weeks? Bad weather? Life got in the way?
It happens.
We’ll clear the backlog and help you get back to a clean, usable garden — with no judgement.
👵 Elderly & Less Mobile Dog Owners
As we get older, some jobs become harder than they used to be — but that shouldn’t mean giving up the joy of having a dog.
If bending, lifting, or getting around the garden is a challenge, Poo Patrol is here to help.
Spend your time enjoying your companion — we’ll handle the dirty work.
🏡 Landlords & Tenants
End-of-tenancy garden surprises happen — especially in pet-friendly homes.
Whether you’re moving out, preparing for inspections, or getting a property ready to re-let, we’ll get the garden sorted quickly and professionally.
🐾 Responsible Dog Owners
You love your dog and want a clean, hygienic space for them — and for everyone else who uses the garden.
Regular clean-ups help keep outdoor areas healthier, safer, and more enjoyable.
What Our Clients Say
“Poo Patrol has been a lifesaver! Our yard is always spotless, and we can enjoy our outdoor space without any worries.”
Jessica M.
Homeowner
“The team is professional and reliable. They handle everything with care, and our tenants appreciate the clean environment.”
Mark T.
Property Manager
“I love the convenience of their services. It’s one less thing to worry about, and my dogs are happier too!”
Emily R.
Dog Owner
“Poo Patrol’s commercial services have made a huge difference in our park’s cleanliness. Visitors have noticed the improvement!”
David L.
Park Supervisor
Ready to Experience a Cleaner Yard?
Contact Poo Patrol today to schedule your first service or to learn more about how we can help maintain a pristine outdoor space for you and your furry friends. Our team is eager to assist you!
About Poo Patrol
Poo Patrol was created to solve a simple problem — dog poo is a job most people don’t want to do, but everyone wants done.
We’re a local, down-to-earth service that believes in turning up, doing the job properly, and leaving gardens better than we found them.
No gimmicks. Just a job well done.
Meet Our Dedicated Team
The People Behind the Poo
Rob
Professional Poo Picker-Upper
Partner with Poo Patrol & Earn Free Cleans
Recommend Poo Patrol. Get Rewarded.
At Poo Patrol, we believe in supporting local businesses, organisations, and individuals who share our love for dogs and our commitment to clean, safe outdoor spaces.
Rather than spending a fortune on advertising, we prefer to reward real recommendations from people who genuinely see the value in what we do.
Our Referral Programme is a simple, no-cash, no-sales way to benefit from spreading the word about Poo Patrol.
How the Referral Reward Works
When you refer someone to Poo Patrol and they sign up for a regular ongoing service, you’ll receive:
🐾 A FREE CLEAN
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One free Poo Patrol clean for each successful referral
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The reward is triggered only when the referred customer becomes a regular paying client
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No limits — refer more people, earn more free cleans
It’s that simple.
Why We Do It This Way
We want our referral scheme to be:
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✅ Simple and transparent
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✅ Focused on quality, long-term customers
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✅ A genuine thank-you, not a sales commission
Free cleans keep things fair, easy to manage, and valuable for people who actually use and trust our service.
Who Can Benefit from Referring Poo Patrol?
Many people regularly come into contact with dog owners who would benefit from a professional dog waste removal service. If that’s you, this programme is ideal.
🐕 Dog Walkers & Daycare Providers
Your clients already trust you with their dogs. Recommending Poo Patrol helps keep gardens clean, reduces the risk of disease transfer, and earns you free cleans in return.
✂️ Dog Groomers
You see first-hand how dirty environments affect dogs. By recommending Poo Patrol, you help clients maintain a cleaner space between grooms — and get rewarded with free cleans.
🩺 Vets & Animal Professionals
Pet health doesn’t stop at diet and vaccinations. A clean garden supports overall wellbeing. Recommend Poo Patrol and receive free cleans for your own property or a nominated address.
🏠 Boarding Kennels & Home Boarding
Your customers are dog lovers year-round. Referring Poo Patrol means cleaner environments for them — and free cleans for you.
🪟 Window Cleaners
Dog mess slows you down and increases hygiene risks. Recommend Poo Patrol to your customers and enjoy free cleans in return.
🌿 Gardeners & Landscapers
Cutting grass around dog mess is no one’s idea of fun. Improve your working environment, help your customers, and earn free cleans.
👩⚕️ Home Carers
Many dog-owning clients struggle with day-to-day tasks. Recommending Poo Patrol can make a real difference to their quality of life — and earn you free cleans.
🐾 Rescue Centres & Charities
Refer adopters and supporters to Poo Patrol. Instead of taking the free clean yourself, you can donate it to a foster home or someone in need.
Individuals Welcome Too
You don’t need to run a business to take part.
🐶 Dog Owners
You already know how important a clean garden is. Recommend Poo Patrol to friends, family, or neighbours and earn free cleans for your own property.
❤️ Dog Lovers (Even Without a Dog)
You don’t even need to own a dog. If you care about dogs and their welfare, you can still refer people and pass the free clean on to someone who needs it.
No selling. Just sharing something genuinely useful.
No Selling Required
There’s no hard sell involved.
Simply recommend Poo Patrol to people you think would benefit.
If they sign up — you earn a free clean.
Want to Give Your Free Clean Away?
If you don’t need a free clean yourself, no problem.
You can:
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Donate it to a family member or friend
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Gift it to an elderly or vulnerable dog owner
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Allocate it to a rescue, foster home, or charity
We’re more than happy to help your reward do some good.
How to Refer Someone
1️⃣ Share Our 14-Day Free Trial
Recommend Poo Patrol to someone who would benefit and share our free trial link.
2️⃣ They Sign Up for Regular Service
If they continue with a regular clean after the trial, the referral qualifies.
3️⃣ You Get a Free Clean
We’ll contact you to arrange your free clean or assign it to someone else if you prefer.
Ready to Get Started?
If you’d like to join the Poo Patrol Referral Programme or have questions, get in touch:
Help keep gardens clean, dogs healthy, and communities happier — one referral at a time.
Dog Waste Clean-Up for Letting Agents & Housing Teams
More Tenants. More Pets. More Mess.
With pet-friendly tenancies becoming more common, letting agents and housing teams are increasingly dealing with the knock-on effects:
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Fouled gardens
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Messy communal areas
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Dog waste left behind at check-out
It’s the kind of problem that delays re-lets, triggers neighbour complaints, and adds unnecessary pressure to already busy teams.
That’s where Poo Patrol comes in.
When There’s Dog Mess, We’re the Call You Make
Whether it’s an end-of-tenancy clean, a failed inspection, or an unexpected issue flagged by a neighbour — we deal with it quickly, professionally, and without drama.
We regularly work with:
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Letting agents managing pet-friendly properties
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Local councils & housing associations
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Estate services & neighbourhood officers
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Private landlords handling messy handovers
What We Do
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End-of-tenancy dog waste removal
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Same-day or next-day garden clean-ups (where possible)
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Photo evidence provided for check-out reports
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Fully insured, discreet service — no trace left behind
We focus on one thing: leaving the garden clean and ready for the next step.
How It Works
1. Get in touch
Send us the property address and a brief description of what’s needed — by phone, WhatsApp, or booking form.
2. Fast quote
We provide a clear, fair quote (usually same day), based on garden size and condition.
3. We clean & confirm
We complete the work promptly and send photo confirmation — giving you peace of mind and paperwork support.
Trusted by Local Professionals
Poo Patrol works with local housing teams, landlords, and letting agents to keep inspections smooth and re-lets on schedule.
We understand the importance of speed, reliability, and discretion when working on occupied or recently vacated properties.
If you need a dependable solution for pet-related garden issues, we’re ready to help.
Areas We Cover
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We operate locally to ensure fast response times and consistent service.
FAQs
Can you work on short notice?
Yes — same or next-day clean-ups are available where possible.
Can I book multiple properties?
Absolutely. We work with agents and housing teams managing anything from single properties to large portfolios.
What does it cost?
Pricing depends on garden size and the level of waste. We provide fast, fair quotes with no obligation.
Are you insured?
Yes — fully insured and suitable for residential and council work.
Ready to Book or Ask a Question?
If you’re dealing with a garden that’s holding up a re-let or causing complaints, Poo Patrol can take it off your hands.
📩 Get in touch today for a quick quote or to discuss ongoing support.
Poo Patrol
On a mission to keep gardens clean.